Megan Fox to play April O'Neal in TMNT movie

Discussion in 'Movies/TV' started by JCBRAVE, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Scarecrow

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    this movie probably isn't going to be very campy.

    It will probably try and go along the lines of the old comics but fall short because they tried too hard.
  2. Tennessy XO

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    Maybe you are taking the movie about anthropomorphic turtles who practice martial arts a bit seriously.

    I think this one, like Transformers, must gone into with the understanding that you are watching a ridiculous concept and you should not hold it to any kind standard.
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  3. LosingBy3

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    Hey, the old comics were some brutal stuff, even if there was an underlying joke about the overabundance of ninjas in comics in the 80s.

    I do like how they hinted that their origins are tied into DareDevil's though, just as a nice little easter egg. But that will never be included into the movies.

    I'd really like to see them do some actual killing though, because, what's the point of swords if you're not gonna use them properly? That's like wolverine not stabbing anyone through the chest, and only slicing robots up.
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    you mother ****er.

    this is my childhood these assholes are playing with. I was in preschool and I still remember I lost my Leo in the sandbox. I have deep emotional scars invested in this franchise.
  5. LosingBy3

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    I still remember seeing the first episode when I was little. I wouldn't be surprised if tey ****ed this movie up somehow.
  6. Tennessy XO

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    Bruh
    I had all the toys too.

    I already watched them wipe their ass with Transformers and GI Joe. I'm just setting the bar so low going in with TMNT that I be able to be anything but pleasantly surprised.



























    Until Megan Fox has sex with one of the turtles. Then I'm walking out.

    If there is even a hint of sexual tension between Megan Fox and a giant talking turtle I'm leaving.
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  7. LosingBy3

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    Yeah, that'd be scary. Casey Jones is the only man for April, damn it!
  8. Tennessy XO

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    She is gonna **** a turtle this summer.
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  9. LosingBy3

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    I totally read that in the movie trailer voice.

    "In a world, where a hot girl falls in love with a mutated reptile, one man, one desire...."
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  10. RTH

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    Too many think about the cartoon era of TMNT and have no idea what the original was like.

    It was harsh and adult. Not your kids Ninja Turtles...


    That said... looks good - but then, the Transformers looked good as well - I'm mostly hesitant about the actual movie itself being littered with bad/horrible jokes and piss-poor writing.

    You can have awesome action and good writing together in a movie.