Movie Thread

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Puck, Jul 21, 2007.

  1. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    That's what she said!

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  2. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Poor Geronimo

  3. GeronimoJackson

    GeronimoJackson Starter

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    Very mature, guys!
  4. SawdustMan

    SawdustMan Pro Bowler Tip Jar Donor

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    I'm generally not a Superman fan... at all. But I'm really looking forward to Man of Steel.
  5. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    I'm just so over superhero movies. How many of those things can you sit through? Ever since The Dark Knight they've all become the same.

    Now they're trying to shoehorn a Justice League movie in? Great, because Nolan's trilogy totally fits in there. Oh! Even better, they'll make a new one! **** off.
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  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    The most sheltered kid I've ever known lived across my dorm Freshman year. I convinced him that all Asians have sideways vaginas... there was also a Three Six Mafia song that said it, so I used that for proof. He still believes it to this day as far as I know.

    I also used the 40 Year Old virgin bag of sand reference when referring to grabbing boobs. He totally went along with it.

    Then when he finally felt a woman's breast he told me it felt like a balloon full of pudding. Classic.

    Also, we had community showers... I knew he was in the showers (and the only one in there), but when I came in and went in the stall next to him he had no clue it was me. I had some facial wash that could pass for jizz (well it was too white, but with this kid I knew it would work). A few minutes in I started grunting and then squeezed my facial wash to go under the stall and land near his foot. Then I was just like "damn, my bad dude." He freaked the F out and I let him believe I really jerked it and let my mess fly by his feet for a long time. Eventually I felt bad (to an extent) and I fessed up. My first plan was to get it to shoot up over the stall, but it just wasn't strong enough - the bottle of facial wash, not me.
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  7. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    Can you imagine what he was thinking giving them a nice squeeze? "Hey! These don't feel like Stretch Armstrong! They feel like....PUDDING!"
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  8. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    balloon of pudding........pretty good....
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  9. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    I bet you hear that a lot.
  10. GeronimoJackson

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    Sorry bro, Fry wins.