NASCAR is gay....

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by DCtitan49, May 12, 2007.

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  1. BigRed3

    BigRed3 Straight Cash, Homey

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    What grade do you think he's in?
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  2. GoTitans3801

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    Well, he could at least try acting older in here...
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  3. DCtitan49

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    nah i think ill say its gay......and im in 9th grade, but profiling me for using gay doesnt seem at all more mature.
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  4. guitarjunkie

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    Hold up Guys, let Me explain somethin' here. This will also help Our friends up north and other countries.
    O.K., First of all N.A.S.C.A.R. IS NOT GAY!! When you are married to your sister this is "incest". Being gay is generally frowned upon in nascar circles, even in Virginia (unless of course you're Cousins) incest is not.
    I live close to the most popular track, and twice a year I get to see the Inbred Fest come to town. It is kinda heart warmin' though to see all the Uncle Dads and Aunt Moms bring out the kiddies, they're so cute 3 ears and all.
    They all gather together camp out at the track, eat chicken wings, drink cheap beer, puke everywhere, tie up traffic, leave trash all over the place. A normal Family Reunion.

    Here are some little known NASCAR facts:
    The NASCAR family tree has no branches......
    For every 30 NASCAR fans, You have a full set of teeth......
    The sweat build up between 2 NASCAR fans cuddling is called
    "Relative Humidity".....
    The tooth brush was invented at a NASCAR track, if it were invented any where else it would have been called a "Teeth Brush"
    To pick up the bikini clad girl in winner's circle, you say "Hey Sis! That's a nice tooth ya got there!!...."

    Some Slogans considered by NASCAR....
    One Big Happy Family.........
    5 Million Fans, One Last Name........

    :brow:
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  5. BigRed3

    BigRed3 Straight Cash, Homey

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    You have to love bogus stereotypes in sports.
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  6. GoTitans3801

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    Allright, we'll actually go into the issue...

    What about nascar is "gay"? Is there something about racing cars that is homosexual? Is there something about it that promotes gleeful happyness? (given the tone of your posts on the thread, that isn't what you meant)

    Calling something that you don't like "gay" does nothing but promote a negative image of the word "gay".

    I can't stand nascar, and I'm not gay, but this form of argument hurts both gay people and arguments.
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  7. guitarjunkie

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    :eh?: bogus? O.K. got any good ones about football fans?
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  8. DCtitan49

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    fine, nascar is not a sport, it sucks, is that more "mature" for you gotitans?
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  9. SEC 330 BIPOLAR

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  10. DCtitan49

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    hahaha lmfao thats halarious.
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