OC Plans on Making Johnson Multi-Purpose Weapon

Let's see, is this the headline you were refering to..........."OC Plans on making his Johnson a multi-purpose Weapon".
Let the women beware!

 

Johnson can do very well in this formation that dinger has said. Johnson will just have to utilize his talents.

 

my johnson is a multi purpose weapon

 

or a bust

 

I think fans are a wee bit more excited now than they were on draft day.



Onetontitan is excited for other reasons...

 

I'm looking forward to seeing him on kick returns.

 

The more I think about this, the more I invision a whole new line of t-shirts;
"Hopefully our Johnson won't come up short".
"Our Johnson hits the hole faster".
"We plan to hold on to our Johnson".
"Our Johnson can go deep when needed".
"Our Johnson can bust a seam".
"We love our Johnson".
"Outside or strait up the middle, our Johnson can do it all".
"Wait til you see our Johnson in action".
"Don't you wish you had a 200 pound Johnson".

 

hahahahahhahahahahahaha my favorite is "our johnson can bust a seam"

 

This thread is starting to border on "Taboo."

 

Lord, please let him have the ability to hold on to the football...