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I hate Captain America because he's useless and goofy.


"Hey. You cops. Go do some stuff!"

"Why should we listen to you??!"

"Watch me fight 4 aliens with my shield- this is all i do the whole movie because I'm not very interesting" *fights*


"Oh. Ok. He's like us... but has a shield thing. Cool?"






Even AquaMan makes Captain America look bad.

 

The shield is cool. It makes cool sounds.

 

for some it helps them compensate for having a tiny penis. Sometimes from it just being old and shriveled.

 

I think it is more because Captain America is a joke of a character that is only around because of Hitler. I want Captain Existentialism.

 

What is wrong with you?

 

He been in chinaman's land for too long.

 

I'm a banana that was exposed too much to gamma rays and now I have the intelligence of a retarded child

 

Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomanclature, Asian American, please.

 

At least he edited "ching chong bing bong".