Post a random fact about yourself

Not yet. I wanna try out columbia and navy blue first.

I don't fart in one fluid release.
For comedy reasons, I started doing it as a kid. Now as an adult, I can't fart normally. So it's always like 3-5 strong, loud farts before I'm finished. If you're having trouble understanding, visualize an angry duck on meth.

Kinda like farting while running.

YES!!! Except instead of short bursts, long bursts.

Probably need to see someone about that.

Do you wear anal beads?

I hate Mondays.

I hated the Titans during the Music City Miracle because I was a Bills fan