Post a random fact about yourself

And this is why attention to phrasing and provision of context is important when interacting with others online.

I wish my girlfriend had this mutation.

I'd be the worst Xman ever.

Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops and.... NoGag

I want to get rid of all the mean people in the world and wished I had a magic wane to do it with!

Read that as

"and wished I had a magic wang to do it with"

I've been invited to do a roast on several Titans players.

...Griffin being one.

And please, don't overload my inbox with suggestions.

People pay me to write articles for their websites. Infact, I've ghost written thousands of sports betting tips, poker and gambling related articles since 2004. I've never published under my real name.

Mean people is highly subjective. Could be a very empty world.

I like steaks....

I was in the emergency room the day Dale Earnhardt Sr. Died.

Yea? I was on my way to a funeral that day.