Post a random fact about yourself

Dallllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :( #33333333333333333333333333333333333333333 babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I been a cyborg since may 2012

Still

I sure hope you get them cooked medium rare.

I don't remember what I was doing the day Dale Earnhardt Sr. died.

I spent the whole day sobbing.

Ive lived all over the world and I'm not in the military

I'm not fat

There's a fire in my loins that no amount of cortisone can quench. Damn my balls itch.

Is the vicar home? - Or else, just itch away, Zelda!