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Screw you Australia. I'm gone

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gunny, May 14, 2013.

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    This isn't a country. It's the gates of hell.
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    I've always wanted to go to Australia, but the spiders are enough to keep me away.
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    You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
    You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
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    Spiders are scary. I agree.

    But I'd never really be scared of them unless they were in my house (or in my bed). That's the only time you gotta worry about them. In any other setting, you can run away from or stomp and kill them, not having to worry about the spiders creeping on you in your sleep.

    A few years ago in Florida, my friend starting laughing and telling me I had a spider crawling up my shirt. I didn't believe him for a second because he says crap like that all the time. So I was like "yeah, yeah" and just laughed along. He kept insisting there was this huge spider crawling up me, but I refused to listen. Next thing I knew I felt something touch my neck. I looked down and saw a MASSIVE spider. The biggest one I'd ever come close to. I lost my sh*t... threw off my shirt and started running around the house, screaming like a little b*tch.

    We never found that spider which made the rest of our stay very scary.
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    That one time I was having fun with my laptop in bed and a spider ran across my keyboard.
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    That one time i'm playing a game, and slowly see something drop down and materialize 3 inches in front of my face.

    A large female was heard screaming like a small female.
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    This one was apparently in someones backyard.

    Dude has giant spiders and snakes.
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    My prejudice against spiders started like ten years ago when I was laying in bed unable to fall asleep. I had my headphones on and shifted a little bit and felt one land on my chest. Good thing I shifted too, because that was where my face was five seconds earlier.

    ****ing gross.

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