Screw you Australia. I'm gone

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  1. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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  2. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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  3. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I had a pretty good friend few years back. He had this cute, short, petite lil baby mama. Her name was Samantha!

    Me and her had intercourse and I felt super bad. Me and Josh aren't friends anymore :(

    But +1 to all women named Samantha being whores who ruin friendships.
    My Samantha was fking hot. Sucks for you.



    (and yes, pm me her #)

    me 2, you 3.
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  4. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    Dick move bro but that's a Samantha for you. She can't say no to a cock and we can't say no to a Samantha.

    My Samantha was on a collegiate track team(body was ridiculous 10, face was a solid 7) and was a beast in bed, like everyone since sucks in comparison. Like sex shouldn't be that good because it ****s up your life.

    My friends always knew when I was weak and screwed her again, the evidence was hard to miss. Always hated myself in the morning lol but damn you just can't say no to sex that good no matter what kind of evil ***** type person she was.

    We went through like nearly a year of on and off hate always followed by days of ****ing like animals.

    Dat angry sex.


    Without hesitation
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  5. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Only had "angry" sex once. And I was FURIOUS, I don't understand why people talk about it being so great. I found out she took some X at a party the day before, and I lost it. She tried to make it up to me for 2 hours, I finally got tired of saying no, I don't wanna fk you, and just did it so she would stfu.

    Besides having an excuse to power thrust hard enough to slam her head into the bed frame over and over and over, it wasn't anything special.
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  6. Alzarius

    Alzarius Starter

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    **** this thread
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  7. Ten_Titans

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  8. GTFO my pancakz

    GTFO my pancakz S.D.M.F.

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    LMAO
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  9. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    Wait you got mad at your girl for doing a relatively safe drug and then punish ****ed her?

    Nice.
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  10. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    X is not safe.

    Don't ever take 3 triple stacks, because you very well may die.

    plus depending on what you get, that sh#t could have anything from heroin to cocaine in it. No bueno.
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