SEC Drug Testing

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Fry, Jun 2, 2012.

  1. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2004
    Messages:
    26,446
    The best part of creating threads like this? Not posting in them a single time and watching it take on a life of its own.

    My master plan worked.
  2. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Old Man Tip Jar Donor

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2006
    Messages:
    16,408
    If you want conference champions only in the playoffs, you want the easy road.
  3. Ryudo

    Ryudo The wall crusher!

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2007
    Messages:
    1,249
    Anyone ever snort pixie sticks as a kid or remember candy cigarettes
  4. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2011
    Messages:
    14,266
    Bro me and my friends were snorting kool-aid powder at lunch one day in 6th grade. This was at Ezel-Harding in Nashville.

    A teacher accused us of doing bumps of cocaine in 6th grade. They confiscated our kool-aid and had it sent off for drug testing. A week later they had a rather embarrassing meeting with our parents and apologized.

    I brought kool-aid powder to make juice at school, was accused of snorting cocaine by crazy Jesus freaks.
    • High Five High Five x 1
  5. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Old Man Tip Jar Donor

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2006
    Messages:
    16,408
    Doesn't seem that unlikely that teachers would jump to that conclusion. You were snorting (mostly) white powder.
  6. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2011
    Messages:
    14,266
    The best part was that we had different flavors, blue, red, green ect.

    They accused us of mixing it with kool-aid powder so that nobody would know. So we could do coke in 6th grade and get away with it... fools.

    They thought I was a white nerdy 12 year old Tony Montana.

    I hated that school.
  7. Ryudo

    Ryudo The wall crusher!

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2007
    Messages:
    1,249
    :ha:

    Say hello to my little friend *pulls out super soaker*
  8. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2011
    Messages:
    14,266
    Well in their defense I was a little punk skater kid who had a passion for weed and graffiti.


    Edit: Still do. Not the skating... weed and graffiti are tops.