Since "The Dark Knight" is coming...

... this article answers an age-old question.

"Those Wonderful Toys:
In the scene mentioned above, where BatKeaton beats up three goons in a bell tower, we neglected to mention the coolest part: At one point, Ninja-Goon administers a Mortal Kombat-style flying kick to the Caped Crusader. BatKeaton picks him out of the air by extending a hidden metal plate from the palm of his glove (left), which connects with Ninja-Goon's genitals and sends him, crumpled and whimpering, to the ground.

That's right: BatKeaton invented a gadget whose only purpose is to hit you in the balls."

"BatBale's wrist guards are of a slightly different design than the rest of his outfit, for instance, because they're spray-painted ninja gauntlets he got during his martial arts training, and are designed specifically to deflect swords. Let's hear BatClooney come up with an explanation that good for the nipples."

that's hilarious

http://au.movies.ign.com/articles/884/884876p1.html - IGN Review.

5 outta 5.

1. Val Kilmer/ Keaton
2. Bale

Ditto.. When I was in 5th grade my teacher was Mr. West - Adam's brother. Batman came to my class one day - it was too cool.. RIP Mr. West..

ugh! val kilmer wasn't as bad as george clooney, but he wasn't good either. bale is the only one who truely gives batman justice, but keaton was decent.

clooney was god awful

everything about that movie was terrible.

1. Bale
2. Keaton
3. Kilmer
4. West
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17. Clooney