So how 'bout them Texans?

He's not even kidding... That's classic 3rd grade material along with...

"Your epidermis is showing!!!"
"You're a homo sapien!!!"

Anyone over the age of 13 who uses a Uranus joke unless they're purposely trying to sound like an idiot... I just don't even know what to say.

There's no denying that "Titans" is a great team name.

"Texans" - how creative! Easily tied for the worst team name in the league along with the Browns - oddly enough both teams ranked in the bottom 5 in wins for a decade while the Titans ranked in the top 10.

I love hamburgers.

I would have probably been a fan of Houston if they would have named their team something that really defines the heritage of Texas... For example, I'd be the biggest fan of the Houston Whattaburgers.

The Houston Immigrants

The Texas Barebacks

Let's pretend all other teams used the same dumb team name format as the Texans...

AFC South
Nashville Tennesseans
Indianapolis Hoosiers
Jacksonville Floridians

AFC West
Denver Coloradans
San Diego Californians
Kansas City Missourians
Oakland Californians


AFC North
Baltimore Marylanders
Pittsburgh Pennsylvanians
Cincinnati Ohioans
Cleveland Ohioans

AFC East
New England Massachusites
New York New Yorkers (or East Rutherford New Jerseyans)
Buffalo New Yorkers
Miami Floridians

NFC South
Atlanta Georgians
New Orleans Louisianans
Charlotte North Carolinians
Tampa Bay Floridians

NFC West
San Francisco Californians
Seattle Washingtonians
Phoenix Arizonans
St. Louis Missourians

NFC North
Chicago Illinoisans
Green Bay Wisconsinites
Minneapolis Minnesotans
Detroit Michiganders

NFC East
New York New Yorkers (or East Rutherford New Jerseyans)
Philadelphia Pennsylvanians
Dallas Texans
Washington DC (I have no idea what they'd be called)



Bloody brilliant. So much creativity involved.

I think Houston Homos would be a much smoother sounding name.

LOL.

And since when is losing an established team and getting an expantion franchise an improvement? Sports teams are not cars or TV sets. The newest ones are not the best ones. It took forever for the Texans/Steers/Longhorns/Bovines or whatever you guys are to get any good.

Are you kidding me??? The Titans? LOL! Thats about as unoriginal and as little league football as it gets. Its just amazing how much creativity was involved to come up with that one. What in the frack does Tennessee have to do with titans??? lol.

And yet, from your list... ONLY the Texans works like it does here. Heck, the Dallas Texans were the KC Chiefs before they moved. The state of Texas is one of the most recognizable states around the world. Everybody knows about Texas, and everybody in Texas has a tremendous amount of pride. So much it annoys everyone else.... Just like our team name does now. JOB. WELL. DONE. And our logo has the Texas flag colors... Texas, bulls, bullriding, longhorns, cowboys,etc,etc... put it all together.

The titans???? Pfffffft... what a joke. It has zero to do with Nashville and your uniforms look cheaply done might I add. Which compliments the tack logo nicely.