Sometimes all it takes is a quality premise

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  1. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    I’m of a mind to send off a premise to the networks for a new reality series that I’m sure would kill in the ratings.

    The show would be called “Keepin’ It Real with the Joneses” and it would follow the day to day exploits of lovable Titans’ thug Adam Jones. The twist would be that every week we’d team Adam up with a guest “Jones”.

    For instance in the pilot I think Deacon Jones could tag along with Adam as he hit the clubs. What we haven't told Adam is that we've instructed Deacon to head slap AJ "old school style" every time he screws up (and you know Deacon... he's definitely keepin' it real). Get ready for some fireworks (and possibly a few misdemeanors).

    Another guest would be 60’s British pop idol and former lead man for the “Monkees”, Davey Jones. Invariably Davey will be shot during the opening scene and the rest of the episode will be spent in the interrogation room where we follow Jones as he denies any guilt or responsibility in the case (in a shocking and ironic twist, upon further examination footage from our own cameras will show former track star Marion Jones as she guns down the former Monkee goofball in a steroid fueled rage).

    Also on tap is Shirley Jones for the special MILF Gang Bang Easter episode with cameos by Brandon Jones, Sean Jones, Tony Jones and Pam Grier (as Cleopatra Jones).

    “Keepin’ it Real With the Joneses!”

    Watch for it this summer on the WB.

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  2. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    just had to make it for the WB, huh?

    :)
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  3. GoT

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    let me know when Cleopatra Jones episode is on
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  4. Carpy

    Carpy Disgruntled foreign veteran

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    You forgot some-one who would make an excellent partner for Adm's tour:

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  5. Starkiller

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    How about Indiana Jones?
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  6. Puck

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    with that group you may also want to invite Jimmy Jones
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  7. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Why the WB? That might be taken the wrong way.
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  8. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    The whole thing was supposed to be fairly offensive... that was kind of my point. Throwing in the "Al Jolson" WB frog was just the cherry on top.

    I like the idea of a buddy/road movie episode with Indiana Jones where Indi attempts to get Adam to the commissioner's New York offices without hitting every strip joint on the way. Harrison Ford doesn't usually do TV but this has Emmy written all over it.
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  9. Childress79

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    Throw in Verne Troyer(yes that's a dwarf throwing gag) as mini Pac & I think you have a winner.

    I can also see Tommy Lee Jones slapping Pacman upside the head to keep him in line.
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  10. KamikaZ

    KamikaZ Ex-Hall of Famer

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    The premise made me laugh. Then the damn WB frog made me frown. :ha:
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