You find me fascinating, even when I'm not pretending to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer. Lions? You have sea lions on the land? Yep. We call them "land sea lions." I tame them.
I had to "high-five" those posts because Hypnotoad told me to... Also... I think it's time for you to change your pic, Scarecrow. So says Lur of Omicron Persei 8!
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"--Me.
