Stop me if you've heard this one...

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  1. avvie

    avvie It's another cold day in Hell Tip Jar Donor

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    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
    The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
    vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was
    rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

    John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude
    by consistently saying only polite words, playing
    soft music and anything else he could think of to
    "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the
    parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the
    parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
    In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the
    bird and put him in the freezer.

    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
    screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not
    a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that
    he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door
    to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
    outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have
    offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
    sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
    transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I
    can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's
    attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had
    made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when
    the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
     
  2. Childress79

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    Cops on your island are trying to identify a mans body found outside a bar that showed Monday nights game.

    Found naked & face down,he had a beer gut,saggy nuts,small wrinkly penis & a face like a slapped arse.

    I was worried sick about you until you started this thread.:grrhee:
     
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  4. avvie

    avvie It's another cold day in Hell Tip Jar Donor

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    I'm just glad to know that you still miss me. :kiss: I promise that I've never done your favoriite jiggly dance for anyone else.
     
  5. Childress79

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    Awesome.:jump:
     
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