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Strange but real

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Starkiller, Feb 3, 2007.

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  1. Yes... yes... I'm not surprised some aren't actually real. I would have posted a link to the site, but it was running insanely slow.
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  2. Bobo

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    Apparently you're supposed to do something to the crock bad enough to be censored. I may just decide to die :ha:

    There's more chicken's than people? See, that's why I eat so much chicken. People make fun of me for it, but when the chicken's stand up to us and revolt, maybe I will have evened the odds.
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  3. Fry

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    or you can lead us in to battle and just up your kill count.
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  4. titanbuoy

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    You'd better watch out for this guy:

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  5. Bobo

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    But would I get easily distracted by eating my kill before I could kill more combatants? There could be serious philosophical questions about letting me lead the way into battle against the evil, poultry uprising.
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  6. Bobo

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    Bah, that's just a large supper. Maybe with some leftovers.
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  7. The uprising has already begun!

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    A child shall lead us:​

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  9. Bobo

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    I've had all the training a man can have. I'm like the Tiger Woods of fowl killin....I'm a trained killer. I believe I can that runt. And take him to Tyson to become a McNugget Happy meal.
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  10. theprizdfighter

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    22 - The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
    ~Wow..I wish I was average. Takes me like an hour.

    48 -A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
    ~A guy died not sleeping 3 days. He was playing a video game 3 days straight.

    55-Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."
    ~ Pretty funny.

    61-China has more English speakers than the United States.
    ~Getting easier to believe every day.

    67-According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken ame before the egg.
    ~Not necessarily; could be argued (like a lot of things in the Bible).

    87-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    ~That's pretty cool.

    97-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
    ~Can cows jump? I mean they can't even walk backwards...
    What about snakes? And if you think about it fish can't really jump. They just swim fast at the surface and glide out; we just call it jumping.

    108-And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
    ~Sad to say I did this.
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