The Hobbit Fanboying Thread

When I was about to head out to get groceries, my roommate was like "where are you going?"

And I was just like:


Then I came back like this:

curse my work's image blocking.. i have a feeling it's good :(

notrly

can't believe ppl will watch this sh#t. I'm betting it has 6 musicals minimum.

I'd rather take a 3 hour dump while playing Fruit Ninja than sit through this movie.

No you wouldn't.

I'd rather snuggle 40 bundles of heroin into prison while I had a bad case of diarrhea and 3 massively infected busted hemorrhoids than watch even the trailer for this movie.

while also being infected with aids

Now that I believe, but you'd do that anyway.

Yes, believe me I am telling you the truth. There's just no way I could bear to watch The Hobbit or anything to do with LotR.

When I attempted to watch the LotR movies, I fell asleep every time! That never happens when I watch movies, so that means I seriously despise them.