Any chance it is just because you are a douche in general? What specifically about the pink makes someone a douche? I used to have a cool Lebowski like bowling shirt that was white and pink. It was incredible.
So I sent Geronimo this # cus he wanted some air jordans, but he never got back to me saying if he got some or not.
I picked all the short people for my team during pick up basketball was like, "I'll take any one of these dwarves over the mightiest army...loyalty, honor, a willing heart, I can ask no more than that."