The Interview Thread

Generally, a sunset and some dead bodies...



Your resume mentions "valuable leadership experience" at your last job... what was it?

 

I was the guy at Tiananmen Square.

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Do you have Management experience?

 

Does pimping count?

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What are your remuneration expectations for this role?

 

I'm not going to eat in the cafeteria here, so I don't expect to throw up at all.

Can you lift more than 40 pounds?

 

Why? Is Mary-Kate Olsen out cold again?

If you could say anything to your last employer, what would it be?

 

I do every week. When me and my buddies do our usual neighborhood TV "investment"

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Do you have any disabilities , past injuries , or physical anomalies?

 

"If you could say anything to your last employer, what would it be?"



Ill ask mine again since we both went at the same time.

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Do you have any disabilities , past injuries , or physical anomalies?

 

Well, the circus freakshow wouldn't hire me because I was over-qualified...
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Do any of your relatives work here?

 

You know that creepy guy that works out in the shed that always smells like chemicals? Him.






If you were to describe yourself as a color what color would you be?

 

White arms, black legs.

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Do you have your green card?