The Solution To It All

The Solution To It All: UPDATED

Okay, here it is:

1--T.O. has broken a finger, so make an offer and get him from Dallas. T.O with 9 fingers can catch better than Bennett with 10.

2--Move Bennett from WR to 3rd QB. Hey, if he can't hold on to the ball, he might as well throw it. He was a college QB, right?

3--Move Hentricht to the #1 QB spot. He's at least as good as KFC and knows the offense better than VY.

4--Re-sign Gary "Automatic" Anderson to replace Hentricht. Hey, Morton A got re-signed today, so we might as well make a trend of it.

5--Move KFC to turf management. He's seen a lot of it up close, and is bound to have some good tips on keeping it soft and green.

6--Get Andre Woolfolk back at starting corner. If we're going to suck, I at least want to enjoy hearing announcers try to pronounce "Woolfolk".

7--Replace the entire D-line with native Hawaiians. Trust me on this. They're really big, move just as fast as our current line, can keep us supplied with fresh tropical fruit and pork parts to throw at the coaches, and they enjoy hitting haoles.

Did I miss anything?


Overheard on ESPN radio today, but unsure who they were referring to:

"...and they have a bye week break coming up!"
"Actually it's a two-week break--the bye week and then they play the Titans." :ha:

 

:doh:

Okay, so I've had a very long day....


And that was MORTON Anderson that signed with the Falcons.

And we gotta keep Bironas where he is...I think he was our scoring leader last year :ha: