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  1. CheeseheadTitan

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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting
  2. CRUDS

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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with
  3. CheeseheadTitan

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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a
  4. Titans Eternal

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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with
  5. theprizdfighter

    theprizdfighter Newb to the 19.5°

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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with a glorious amount
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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with a glorious amount of sacramental wine
  7. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

    Joined:
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    Messages:
    13,537
    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with a glorious amount of sacramental wine that the pope
  8. CheeseheadTitan

    CheeseheadTitan Starter Tip Jar Donor

    Joined:
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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with a glorious amount of sacramental wine that the pope blessed with his
  9. T-Rac

    T-Rac Resident GoTitans Brit

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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with a glorious amount of sacramental wine that the pope blessed with his rather large dong.
  10. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

    Joined:
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    Messages:
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    Vince Young bought Mel Kipers old toupee on eBay to the dismay of family and friends of Jose Cuervo who is a drunk Mexican.

    In other news Vince Young bought a book on quarterback for dummies, but had trouble figuring out which plays were hotdogs, so he called friend Michael Vick, interrupting Vick's daily square dancing rally. Vince young bought tickets to the Stephenson show, a drag show with a cast Wilford Brimley, Jessie, 2 sybians, Vienna Sausage and, LenDale's fat rolls.
    Later Vince swallowed the juice of his delicious sausage which isn't innuendo, it's Jimmy Dean. On weekends Vince strolls the aisles of his local supermarket punching children for being more prepared for professional football than he was at age twenty-five, he proceeded shirtless, with friends. Rocket science is Vince Young's minor,turnovers are his favorite breakfast food.

    Once Vince cried in Kerry's arms because Kenny G made him feel like a natural woman. His operation made his eye ooze something disgustingly resembling Peyton Manning's special home-made thick and chunky mustache. Manning is quite a special douchebag who oils tony dungys left-over sauerbraten every time he watches Baywatch and gets pickles on his purple pickle platter.

    This one time Vince and Pac hit up some gay bars in glitter and jorts with J.Garcia driving. Of all people who shouldn't be seen with two violators of the
    Pimp and Ho and Math Skills Institute of Tennessee.

    Their mortal enemy, Wilford Brimley, enjoyed his Shredded Wheat given rectally by Darth vader. Then oatmeal enemas were loaded for Brimley in a german cafe near Havana. Jeff Fisher believes Wilford is a ghost writer for Tarantino. He also knows the way to San Jose (apparently), but forgets his moustache prefers Albuquerque.

    Meanwhile, Reynaldo Hill was arrested for sucking horribly. Suicide was his drink of choice but the bar decided to deny him the right to live, so he and Justin Mccariens bought two pumpkins and shoved them straight up Chow's chow-chow's rectum. When the pumpkin got eaten out and carved they began to apply Head-On directly to Chow's prolapsed cloaca.

    Vince and Pac learned of Hill's sex change operation by accident when they witnessed his boyfriend shoving his tongue in his plastic change wallet. With two dimes wedged between his dreadlocks, the boyfriend suddenly spontaneously combusted into a bloody cup of albert schwitzers dentures.

    Cat Stevens is now changing his name to Pac Diddy Bending Rodriguez Jambalaya. Vince then decided to change his to Cat Stevens Dick Richard III. Jeff Fisher thought his own name was Latin for "Settle for Three". Then outta nowhere, Tony Romo and RuPaul shared a cucumber, to use as a spinning Jessica Simpson toy. They flicked the idiot switch on and were electrocuted by bolts of green vegetable lightning. "The End or just the beginning" was shouted by John Madden as he played with brett farves hair (down below). Fortunately, Favre used Garnier-Fructis hemroid cream on his dangling right sideburn. However, Mike Tyson says "any chicken legs found in my shorts without cajun gravy get thrown out!

    In other news, Boris Karloff was the father of luke skywalker and 2 Live Crew, but never owned a "piece of crap" car like that. Bela Lugosi, Kenny Britt and Vince Young's dad, MC Hammer, can't compare to the one and only Bruce Matthews who rubs peanut butter into Jeff Fishers hair because of his admiration for mullets. Fisher's new afro, much like Polamalus, is made from the pubic hair of an ancient wild born Yeti known as Titanium. But, a curse word similar to yet sufficiently different than Chris Johnson's yards per average, known simply as VY's dead meat.

    The Suicide hotline is manned by The Sure Thing, but since Obama organized the community and prohibited masturbation there's no hope for angry masturbatory during football season, sucks for GoT because Grammar Nazi's have arrived.

    Vince is famous for his slightly greenish sausage meat served with buttermilk ranch and a heaping of smelly poop. No one knew, but Creepings Cruds, what would happen at MENSA meetings. Apparently, they love making fun of NAMBLA members who watch disney movies while dreaming of their next gay "Peyton Manning neck", street slang for a tall stiff fruity pink drink. Still, purple drank is Vince Young's Steakhouse' chef special, which includes grits, real pretty good with some chitlin's.

    Speaking of Hitler, he and Musselini both loved sushi. They also share a secret fetish that's still secret. Musselini and Hitler watch Ancient Aliens eating a cöckmeat wiener drenched in the clunge juice collected when TheSureThing prolapsed CJ's sack and found Waldo!
    Waldo said "I really need some Jock-Sniffing Tejas fanbois to clean my hidden inner sanctum where I allow sweet, tender, purple-ish Japanese tentacles to lovingly encase VY's other helmet.

    Playa's be straight trippin' when they hatin' on CJ and flapping their gums while folding origami. In other words, Donnie Darko's rabbit had man aids
    and Jeff Fisher hung himself during the time everyone cheered on Gunny's asian shemale fascination which was seen to be obsessive in the eyes of most Asians (editors note: Jesse is not Asian). "They're the REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD!"
    Meanwhile, CJ's golden grill was found between Kanye West's new unopened bottle of nut juice, which smelled unusually like rotten string cheese, and Coach Schwartz's fecal matter that he was saving for Harbaugh.

    Next, the Titans decided Vince Young's fate was tied to a hot pocket overflowing with rancid LP Field peanuts. Foretold long ago by Bud Adams that VY and his conjoined twin, Peter Nincompoop, would change their names along with their career choices. So they are now looking for love near Hydes Ferry, driving a long and winding road fraught with erect nipples and flaccid cucumbers which VY likes to color. They found love in two shemales and a priest with an odd shaped rosary bead pierced through his Catholic love wand.

    After an exhausting all favors with provision of a duck filled with a glorious amount of sacramental wine that the pope blessed with his rather large dong. Manifest destiny reminds
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