Things you'd like to see in your lifetime

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  1. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Critical Possession

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    For the headache thing, try this...

    Walk up to your wife with a couple aspirin in your hand and try to hand them to her an hour before you go to bed.
    She will say, "What are those for. I don't have a headache."

    Boo ya.
     
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  2. onetontitan

    onetontitan Marioto

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    I'd like to have children and see them grow up to be Titans fans...we can go to games together. That would be cool.
     
  3. Childress79

    Childress79 Loungefly ®

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    Crush some Paracetamol into a fine powder and sprinkle it onto your erect penis.Inform your partner that she can take it either orally or as a suppository.

    Game over.
     
  4. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    Dude, it must be you, cause The Mr. never has to resort to such trickery. He puts it down.:ha:
     
  5. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    Post game, I was somewhere I thought that I was supposed to be and just ran up on it...:wink2:
     
  6. avvie

    avvie It's another cold day in Hell Tip Jar Donor

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    Looks like a keeper, fellas! :yes:
     
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  7. avvie

    avvie It's another cold day in Hell Tip Jar Donor

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    I'd like to have children and see them grow up to be otters. I could watch them break clams open on their chest. Also, they wouldn't need money because they don't have pockets, and they can't borrow my car.
     
  8. wvu national championship
     
  9. TheSureThing

    TheSureThing Straight Cash Homie

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    1. The 2nd Coming

    a close second...

    Titans win the Superbowl.
     
  10. jessestylex

    jessestylex DeadGirlsCantSayNo

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    yall beg your wifes to have sex? lol i make my wife beg me. i reverse the script on her.
     
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