Typical Titan Weddings

typical Titan Weddings

Susie Lee Done Fell In Love;
She Planned To Marry Joe.
She Was So Happy 'bout It All
She Told Her Pappy So.

Pappy Told Her, Susie Gal,
You'll Have To Find Another.
I'd Just As Soon Yo' Ma Don't Know,
But Joe Is Yo' Half Brother.


So Susie Put Aside Her Joe,
And Planned To Marry Will,
But After Telling Pappy This, He Said,
"there's Trouble Still.

You Can't Marry Will, My Gal,
And Please Don't Tell Ya Mother,
But Will And Joe, And Several Mo'
I Know Is Yo' Half Brother.


But Mama Knew And Said, My Child.
Just Do What Makes Yo' Happy.
Marry Will Or Marry Joe.
You Ain't No Kin To Pappy......

nice.

smitty the dolt brought us supper.
aw shucks..
well you know us T!ts...
gotta sing for our supper...
ain't gonna be handed to us...(spit)

Not too much unlinke :coltssuk: Panic :coltssuk: Manning :coltssuk:
give it to me! Peter Puffin' Prancin' Peyton Prefers Protection...

lets just say we had protection problems!!!
this place is still buzzin.

supper is on boys...

here is your... that thing...I just handed you.
don't worry boys... smitty is a big boy... there is plenty of him to go around. cough! deadhorse dead colt... feast up.

What's the difference between a Titan wedding and a Titan funeral? There's one less drunk at the funeral.

How do you get a Titan out of a bathtub? Throw in a bar of soap.

How do you tell the bride at a Titan wedding?
She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

A reporter asked this Titan what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."

You know how to make Titan chicken soup? You start by stealing a couple of chickens...

A Titan fan came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The Titan fan replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"

Gonna have to watch that Copy/Paste!!!

I'm sorry but what is Titan chicken soap? I know I am not from your cornfed hick town so you will have to fill us city folk in.

naw Gunny we grew Corn last year, Beans this year!!!

You also marry your sister this year? Or was that your mother?

Don't have a sister and my Mom passed away last month!!!

Your Sister available??? I got a real job and soon have crops in the field she can quit slopping them Hogs ya keep tied to the porch there in Peasticks...Let me know!!!

Ten things that probably have happened to YOU if you're a Titans fan:

1. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

3. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

4. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

5. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

6. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

7. If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

8. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

9. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

(I won't go any higher 'cause you probably can't count past 9). You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

#10 You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

what comes after #9?

I believe the answer is 10 baby, #10...
(that's a gotitans thing... btw - Mr. Johnny come lately)

I heard a rumor at work we were getting Hasselbeck...
That's got to be a tall tale...

Kooldak, I like your Foxworthy adaptation.
You are a total hack in that post.

You ought to be sued for copyright infrigement. :sad2:

I love the way you guys can't resist coming over here now.

What???? You mean Foxworthy is using my material???? Again???? Gonna have to contact my lawyer. He just doesn't learn. :grrr: