Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by Smitty46953, Apr 11, 2006.
I haven't seen one thing posted by these Dolt fans that I didn't hear at least 10 years ago.:sad2:
Typical Indiana Wedding
They don't have weddings in Indiana.
That's why they're the Hoosier state. People keep asking them, "Who's yur daddy" and they never answer because they don't know.
These are your people Indiana, not ours!!
Man With Prosthetic Legs, Deaf Man Brawl
By Associated Press
3 hours ago
VALPARAISO, Ind. - Two men who had driven around several towns for hours after meeting in a bar ended up fighting after one of the men couldn't communicate directions clearly to the driver.
Kent Hisey, 52, became frustrated by the difficulty of James Mills, who is deaf, in communicating directions, Valparaiso police said. They had driven from the Playboy Lounge in New Chicago to Portage, then Hobart _ where the 46-year-old Mills lives _ and finally to Valparaiso _ communities spread across two northwest Indiana counties about 30 miles southeast of Chicago.
Hisey, who has two prosthetic legs, stopped his car at the Porter County Airport, got out and used his walker to go around to the passenger side, where he grabbed Mills to pull him from the car, police said.
Mills allegedly pushed Hisey to the ground, causing him to hit his head.
Paramedics arrived Thursday about 1:30 a.m. to treat Hisey's lacerations and take him to Porter Hospital. Police wrote a note to Mills informing him he was being arrested on a battery charge.
Officers conducted a field sobriety test on Hisey. His blood-alcohol level registered 0.16 percent. Under Indiana law, the threshold for drunken driving is 0.08 percent.
Both Hisey and Mills were taken to the Porter County Jail, where they were being held Friday morning.
How cute, the ponies learned how to use Google.
Boo to insulting Indiana, yay to insulting the Colts.
are Jim Nabors jokes ok?
Actually, Smitty's "poem" is a hack of a Mike Cross song called "Elma Turl"
Came from the Carolina Appalachians in the mid 70's.
I am looking into it though Hoffa !!!!
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