Valentines Day Gifts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by JCBRAVE, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Wake up and die right Tip Jar Donor

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    Alright folks, as usual Im turning to my goTitans crew for advice and ideas for what to get the wife.

    Any suggestions?

    Ive already decided no stuffed Teddy Bears, no chocolate covered strawberries, and no jewelry. Reason being, I always get her that stuff, trying to change it up this year.
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  2. titans92790

    titans92790 Starter

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    edible underwear

    there's your change-up
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  3. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith Most poverty RB core.

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    her favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

    If she doesn't have one, then buy your favorite. Everybody wins.
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  4. Fry

    Fry Welcome to the land of tomorrow! Tip Jar Donor

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    I'm getting my girl a trophy that says "Girlfriend of the Year." Original and cheap.
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  5. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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  6. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    Buy rubber sheets.

    Cover yourself in baby oil.

    Wait for her to come home.

    Lock the kids outside.

    Tie a donkey to the headboard.
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  7. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Wake up and die right Tip Jar Donor

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    I like it!
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  8. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    ITT

    Members lying about the existence of their significant other.

    See you all right here Valentine's Day.

    God knows Scarecrow will be alone.
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  9. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Wake up and die right Tip Jar Donor

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    If you see me posting next Friday night, you'll know Im not getting any.
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  10. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    I will be generous with the high fives next Friday night.

    A lot of semen and tear soaked keyboards here on Valentine's Day
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