To hell with that Gunny come take a vacation with us in Tennessee. We can drive around in old beat up ford pick ups drinking cheap keystone light beer and shooting street signs. If you come during the early spring we can play a good ol game of trailer park tornado roulette. You may even get lucky enough to be on the news describing how the twister sounded. Making dumb train noises in front of the remains of a trailer home.
Psh, no spiders can keep me from making it to Brazil Have you seen the women down there? even my wife likes seeing their butts shake lol
and they're really stupid because australia doesn't have a public school system. bada bing bada boom amirite plus the australian men are cowards, and would NEVER stand up to an American male stealing their women for fear of swift and brutal retribution. At Exxon's everywhere.
