What would your dream airport look like?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Hammer, Jul 16, 2013.

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What would you want to see at airports?

  1. Bikes

    12.5%
  2. Gym

    12.5%
  3. Library

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Sleeping Pod

    37.5%
  5. Kids Play Area

    12.5%
  6. Park

    12.5%
  7. Vanity Area

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Cinema

    37.5%
  9. Man Made Beach

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Swimming Pool

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. More Bars

    62.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Titanup1982

    Titanup1982 Pro Bowler

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    Seattle has some of the best Tech Heads outside of Silicon Valley and you mean to tell me that their WIFI sucks out there?
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  2. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    I was shocked too
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  3. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Has someone said titties yet? I want airport titties.
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  4. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    Man you take the bus, who u tryna kid?
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  5. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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  6. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    There should be a porn site where they pick up chicks on airplanes and bang them.

    I bet there already is.

    If there isn't, dibs.
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  7. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    If you want to avoid delays stay away from the north east.

    BNA is decent, ATL is okay. My favorite part of the airport is the part when I leave.
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  8. Aqutis30

    Aqutis30 Starter

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    No airport is complete without a $5 strip club to help pass the lay over time away!
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  9. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith LET'S GO PREDATORS!!!!

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    I think they should come with a mandatory Edward Snowden.
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  10. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    Slides and strippers.
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