Where is VY? (all things Vince Young goes here)

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  1. GoT

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    got his hand hovering over the phone waiting for fishface too call him back
  2. Luke Smartwater

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    Phone conversation between Vince Young (unemployed QB) and Jeff Fisher (Head Coach St. Louis Rams and Inventor of Fisherball)

    Jeff Fisher: Hey Vince, how are you?

    Vince Young: Coach I've been working out a lot and staying in shape.

    Fisher: Good to hear Vince. Listen, my starting QB is out for the season...interested to be my QB again.

    VY: I don't know coach. It didn't end to well the last time, but on the other hand, I am pretty much broke.

    Fisher: Ah Vince, water under the bridge. Let me tell you what I have to offer.

    VY: Well, I am so broke, I would be willing to play for food.

    Fisher: That's the spirit Vincy. Here is what we will do to set you up for success: I have come up with a gameplan that will make the most out of your abilities. I have spent countless hours to come up with the VY Option Formation. We will play with 8 Offensive Linemen, 1 RB, 1 WR and you as QB. You won't have to study a playbook and you won't have to read the defense. On first downs you will hand off to the running back, on second downs you run and on third downs you throw to the WR.
    And...I recently auditioned some kickers who claim they can kick 70 yard field goals. imagine that Vince, we gonna win us some football games.

    VY: Wow, that sounds great coach. You da man with the plan.

    Fisher: I know Vince, this will make use of your strengths.

    VY: You are right coach. I'm in.

    Fisher: Awesome Vince. Now let's talk business.....We are offering you 10 mil a season if you start one game in March. If for some odd reason you were unable to start in March, we would still pay for your food and we would also pay your rent....and here comes the best part... we will throw a party for you were you can dance shirtless with a bunch of dudes.

    VY: Man, 10 mil, and all i have to do to earn that is start one game in the month of March. This is a very generous offer coach. I would be a moron if I did not take this deal. Put it on paper. I'll sign it.

    Fisher: Alright Vincy my boy, i'll see you at practice.

    VY: Ok coach, you my dawg. Good looking out. I'll see you at practice. I gotta run and tell my momma.
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  3. 520

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    boo
  4. CJtheBeast

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    Vince would be a great backup. Looked good this year for GB. Can execute the same gameplan as Locker.
  5. Luke Smartwater

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    Do you still keep his jockstrap under your pillow?
  6. CJtheBeast

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    Your more than welcome to come by my section and make those comments to me. I'll be at each home game this year. I'll even PM you my seat.

    I do feel like being a grown up this morning. Vince Young would be a great backup. I care about winning games over personal petty beefs. You know, the ones Fisher loved to keep going.
  7. GoT

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    LOL


    he was sihtcanned for his inability too run the GB gameplan
  8. CJtheBeast

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    Green Bay fans wanted him to stay. Go check their message board.
  9. GoT

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    could be true

    I know what the GB coach said when he was released. Said he was not running the plays they were calling
  10. GeronimoJackson

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    Who cares, with how good Locker is becoming, no one here should miss VY.
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