Whoa! Albert Haynesworth put it on Matt!

This is why we needed to pick up fat al again.

 

True dat. It still gets me every time.

I try it out on other teams from time to time when I need a chuckle. For example this upcoming Monday night you can enjoy the Kansas City Missourian @ New England Bostonians game.

 

we were foolish for not picking up haynesworth. worst case scenario.. he shows up.. is a distraction, gets cut.

 

^That's actually the ONLY scenario for Haynesworth.

 

It's been 10 years. If it had only been 5 you could use that excuse.

One decade. Still no playoffs. At least you guys had that one winning season where the Titans came into Houston on Monday night and ruined your playoff hopes. That was pretty cool. Good times.

 

Yeah, Gary Walker, Jamie Sharper, Aaron Glenn and Marcus Coleman were all terrible players you guys got from the expansion draft.

 

I'd love for our team to get first dibs at all former pro bowl free agents. Texans just suck.

 

Where is that ThaSchaub douche now?

Come on back!!! We like you here.

Starting to get their head out of water, just to be pushed right back down. God bless Texas.

 

It's actually not as bad as the other names they narrowed it down to.

"Houston announced that the team name search had been narrowed down to five choices: Bobcats, Stallions, Texans, Toros, and Apollos."

 

Damn the Apollos would have been fantastic lol. Houston really messed that up.