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Why you shouldn't date online

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    They should be used to people pointing and laughing cause they are French after all.
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    thats freaking hilarious and moronic all at the same time

    I've met a few honeys online, it's hard not to (especially in the early AOL days) But after 6 months you start to learn a little about someone (or at least you should). Hell, after about a week or so chatting online, we're chatting on phones. there's no way in hell I'd go 6 months online and not get on the phone (I like to hear the moans)

    Some info to find out :
    Real Name
    Age
    HomeTown
    What do you do
    What DID you do
    any kids
    married
    are you my mother

    it's basic stuff ....
    I bet Dad's pissed. Christmas shopping got a little easier ,I suspect
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    man just read this

    Gunny's guide to meeting online in 8 simple steps


    Step 1: You ask is gender.
    Step 2: You ask for a photo
    Step 3: If she is ugly, log off.
    Step 4: If she is fine, ask for another photo
    Step 5: If the photo is fake and she is ugly, go back to Step 3.
    Step 6: If she is still fine (and same person) ask for a nude photo (If she is serious she will send). If she does not send close conversation and try again with new girl. Repeat steps as above. If she does send move to Step 7:
    Step 7: If she has a penis, close the conversation, log off, wash your hands and eyes with soap, get a priest and cleanse yourself and then Throw out your computer.
    Step 8: If she does not have a penis, organise to meet.

    *Disclaimer: Gunny takes no responsibility for the loss of eyes scratched out by seeing a chick with a penis, nor does he take responsibility for sticky keyboards, screens, mouse, chair, clothes and any other objects within a 5 metre radius
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    There goes breakfast.

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    i bet you get shut down right here alot

    i've never asked for a nude pic
    nor have i asked for a real pic (they all send fakes anyway)

    here's what you can do
    agree to meet
    find out what she's driving and what she's wearing
    park somewhere where you can see the area
    when you spot her gt out of her car and walk in (if its a restaraunt), then..
    then, you can bail if she's underachieving

    I had a girl one time send me a pic of a smokin' chic - it wasn't her - or she'd been in a car wreck (which ashe claimed to have been). she was still damn attractive. turns out all she wanted was some "play"

    asking her for a nude pic just shows desparation and perversion :kiss:
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    I am not allowed to post urls (I haven't posted enough times) but snopes debunked this article (it originated from the weekly world news)
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    what the puck ?

    try typing www.GoTitans.com
    or www.nfl.com

    and see what happens
    I was unaware that you had to have a minimum # of posts for anything
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    how many posts do you need then before you can post urls?
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