Worst lyrics you ever heard thread

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  1. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    yea I've seen that. I don't think he understands the questions he is being asked.
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  2. 520

    520 Starter

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    I don't think he understands dicks don't belong in your mouth
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  3. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    I give the lawyer credit for not reaching across the table and relocating the taste from his mouth.
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  4. GTFO my pancakz

    GTFO my pancakz S.D.M.F.

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    http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3hxt

    I would have posted a YouTube link but apparently Brooklyn Ski Club is banned from YouTube lol you will see why.
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  5. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    No Kanye and Cam'ron are worse, especially newer Kanye stuff.
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  6. Finnegan2win

    Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    Jon ****ing Mess writes some pretty ridiculous lyrics, but damnet do I love him

    Heat Seeking Ghost of Sex

    (I'm a horrible shot I tie a horrible knot)
    (I pushed a bunch of little people over once)
    (Well a rest is best when you stress a test)
    (And you forget all about your aching ass)
    (I'm a horrible shot I tie a horrible knot)
    (I muck ace a lot, I'm gonna pace the lot)
    (Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie tv party pee in the park) :giggle:

    Purple Reign

    (So I’m baking a cake, got this badass oven filled with goodies and treats)
    (For all of my friends,)
    (Then Jonny comes and he poisons the food.)
    (Everyone is dead, now wasn’t that rude.)

    Elder Goose

    (Accept fresh, fresh can of broccoli,)
    (I can't hear when you are knocking.)
    (Unless fresh, fresh can of broc')
    (I’ll be leaning towards a centimeter short of much.)

    Need Money

    Facade of fascist, bravado elliptical
    The smell of colin in black boxers, mystic mole
    Get those electric blue foot things from Dr. Scholls
    You need stillocs just to be me

    Sock full of wood I'm painting flesh tones
    I thought you drank my locket full of glue
    Don't wanna sit cross legged in a circle
    I wont wear, shirts that are pink or purple?
    I thought you knew, my locket full of glue
    Was really coke, coke I bought from Urkel
    I thought you drank my locket full of glue
    Once again I don't wear pink or purple

    Resounding yes as my eyes leak out an eagles skull
    Bludgeoning a mitten, meticulous self control
    I need these priests to stop molesting your kids backdoor
    Its ****ing disgusting man
    The wrong religion well you have selected
    Nuclear launch detected
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  7. nickmsmith

    nickmsmith LET'S GO PREDATORS!!!!

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    people are really stupid.

    The worst 1970s cheesy 1 hit wonder has more talent in their pinky toe than Lil Dwayne does.
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  8. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Worst everything ever.

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  9. CRUDS

    CRUDS TRADE DOWN Tip Jar Donor

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    Ditto.

    Rap music in 2014 is like grocery store dog food. All filler.
    Scratch that - it's pretty much all popular music in 2014.
    The lowest common denominator rules.

    Death to auto tuners.
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  10. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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