Worst lyrics you ever heard thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 520, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    Now what makes this one so amazing is that they are serious
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  2. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    "Camel Toe"

    um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
    um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

    walking down the street
    something caught my eye
    a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
    a middle aged lady
    i gotta be blunt
    her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

    i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
    she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know
    she had a frontal wedgie
    a Camel Toe

    [chorus] um hmm thats right uh huh
    oh no
    fix yourself girl
    you got a
    Camel Toe
    um hmm thats right uh huh
    oh no
    fix yourself girl
    you got a
    Camel Toe

    girl thats gotta hurt
    take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
    and making a fuss
    could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
    is your crotch hungry girl
    cause its eating your pants
    do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
    the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
    in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out
    with your Camel Toe
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    I bolded the best part.

    And if you watch the video there is a cartoon beaver eating a pair of jeans. Priceless!

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  3. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Lil Wayne.

    ALL his stuff.


    No competition.
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  4. The Playmaker

    The Playmaker pineapple pizza party

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    No Lil B yet?





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  5. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE All-Pro Tip Jar Donor

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    Dont forget

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  6. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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  7. CRUDS

    CRUDS Not Champion of any Arcade Games Tip Jar Donor

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    Weird to me that rap and bro-country is essentially the same stupid mess now.

    When I was teenager I thought The Mentors had great lyrics.
    Later I realized they simply are pussyfart jokes put to music - for teenagers...

    It´s the sandwich of love, one below and one above
    In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
    She hasn´t been laid in days
    Now she´s covered in Mayonnaise

    She´s a woman with no soul
    She´s got a guy in every hole
    This is fun and sweet
    We´re the buns and she´s the meat

    In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
    Over her body we shall roam
    Let´s hope she used birth-control foam
    Even if she didn´t who cares

    When we play our musical chairs
    Crustin´, grossin´, maxin´...
    It´s the sandwich of love, it´s the sandwich of love
    One below and one above

    In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
    Come on guys, let´s put on a rubber
    And dig into her blubber
    Duce has to prove to be crass

    He sticks his d**k right up her ass
    Sickie goes for a mount up front
    He sticks his throbbing sickle in her c**t
    Mr. can´t was recovering from mace

    So he sat on her head and jacked in her face
    In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
    In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´...
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  8. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    I remember when top 40 music was not only tolerable (for the most part), but it also had good music. Today... not so much.

    There's still plenty of new music I'll listen to, but none of that top 40 garbage.

    I am stuck in a generation that still listens to top 40 and thinks Adam Sandler is hilarious. This is bullsh*t.
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  9. Scarecrow

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    Anything by Toby Keith. ****ing despise this paper mache patriot.
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  10. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Anything Gaga or Katy Perry, especially when she tries to sound smart and/or deep.
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