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Wow, what a game!

Discussion in 'Smack Central' started by Bjorn Touraque, Oct 5, 2009.

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  1. Bjorn Touraque Teal Terror

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    Well, what a game eh "sports" fans.

    The feared Titans defense of 2008 came storming into JMS looking to take an easy win in their self-appointed second home. Obviously, being the best 0-3 team in the NFL this was going to be a day in the park for the mighty and feared Titans defense who suffers no effects from losing Albert Haynesworth.

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    I'd like to start by thanking you for making David Garrard look All-Pro yesterday! Seems that career high stats were the order of the day for your defense!

    Some here made mention that they had no idea who was the Jaguars back-up quarterback. Seem we'll never know as the man had all day to stand in the pocket, check his email, do his taxes, cook some waffles and eventually throw the ball for 323 yards and 3 touchdowns.

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    Come to think of it, did we even try to run the ball yesterday?

    At least we're pretty sure that we're going to see your stud, first round, all he does is win, OROY quarterback. No longer will he be sitting on the sidelines writing bad Emo poetry. No sir! Father Time has made sure of that.

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    Yep, the master of coaching, the man with the mullet is sure to make some changes. After all, if he's going to continue this perfect streak he needs to take action as only he can:

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  2. TBC_titan Camp Fodder

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    We need some blue paper bags if we're going to effectively execute the Code Blue like last year.
  3. Bjorn Touraque Teal Terror

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    This just in! Word has it, Fisher himself has taken over the entire team, including marketing, to make sure this is the most memorable season for those PSL holders, ever. He's made it clear that each game from here out is going to focus on the core message that this team wants to send to the league and sports fans everywhere:

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    Yep, this is going to be one exciting and memorable year for the Titans fans and players!

    Turns out that all of the players are on board with this new message for both Titans fans!

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    MJTitans Chris Whitley look him up

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    Byawn, Bjorn.

    If you're gonna talk smack about the Titans you gotta outdo the talk coming from our own fans. You're smack is actually flatter than our team, and that's sad.
  4. Tuckfro42 Frozen Donkey Wheel

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    If an NFL team losses a game, and there are no fans there to see it, does it actually count as a loss?
  5. Bjorn Touraque Teal Terror

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    The real question is: If only one NFL team shows up to play a game, does it actually count?
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    MJTitans Chris Whitley look him up

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    Fizzle... you're smack is embarrasingly bad. As a fellow human, I'm hurting for you. I didn't realize that years of organizational failure could have such a drastic affect on the ability of it's fans to talk smack. You're trying and we appreciate that. But maybe you should warm up first over at texanstalk or something. Although, be careful... their smack is better than their football over there. I just don't want you to get hurt.
  6. Bjorn Touraque Teal Terror

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    Stevie Ray Vaughan just him me up on the FaceBook from beyond the grave.

    He asked that you not embarrass him by association with your weak comeback attempts.

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  7. Hoffa Freak you you freakin freak...

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    Rave on Bjourn Tousuck, you've earned the right to gloat...knock yourself out...
  8. BudAdams SayHelloToMyLittleFriends

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    Bjorn. You are correct. The Jaguars are the better team.

    The only smack i can talk is how they commented at least 2 times how crappy your fan attendence was during the telecast.
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