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Anyone on here skydived?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Titanup1982, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    Your shoot would probably work just fine........

    but the fat guy who jumped out after you would probably fall through your deployed shoot or the plane would blow up in mid air.
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  2. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Yeah, you would die horrifically... without a doubt.
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  3. Scarecrow

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    or everything would go as planned until he landed.

    The landing would be a tad rough and he would get gangrene in his legs or something.
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  4. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    YOU JUST GOT POLIO FROM SKY DIVING.


    CALUDEATHWITHTHAT
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  5. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    I was going to say dysentery

    straight up oregon trail death
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  6. Gunny

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    I was thinking he dives, survives and then it turns out his buddy is a serial killer and buries him alive in the desert.
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  7. Scarecrow

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    and then gets dysentery
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  8. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Any way we could work out some IBS drama for him on the way down? Get back to me, thx
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  9. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Lol

    Yep. I probably have terminal cancer and don't know it yet.
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  10. Titans Eternal

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    That's the spirit!
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