Anyone on here skydived?

Your shoot would probably work just fine........

but the fat guy who jumped out after you would probably fall through your deployed shoot or the plane would blow up in mid air.

Yeah, you would die horrifically... without a doubt.

or everything would go as planned until he landed.

The landing would be a tad rough and he would get gangrene in his legs or something.

YOU JUST GOT POLIO FROM SKY DIVING.


CALUDEATHWITHTHAT

I was going to say dysentery

straight up oregon trail death

I was thinking he dives, survives and then it turns out his buddy is a serial killer and buries him alive in the desert.

and then gets dysentery

Any way we could work out some IBS drama for him on the way down? Get back to me, thx

Lol

Yep. I probably have terminal cancer and don't know it yet.

That's the spirit!