Best of Auction Kings

Discussion in 'Movies/TV' started by World Peace, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

    I poured a glass of milk last night. I put 3 ice cubes in said milk, and took a drink.

    I then returned to my computer, and sat for maybe 10 minutes, playing STALKER Shadows of Chernobyl. As I go to take a drink, I notice something that looks kinda black, resting on an ice cube in said milk.

    I investigate.

    I find a tiny critter, with 2 mini tusks, a skinny body and very long antennas.. that looks like it would crawl into your ear hole and impregnate your brain with millions of deadly insect larvae.

    Moral of the story is always put ice cubes in your milk so your brain isn't eaten and destroyed by insects.