Chris Johnson is about to get eaten by a cheetah

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  1. JCBRAVE

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    So they raced, it airs in 4 months, but who won?

    By the looks of it, C.J. lost

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  2. DownSouthPlayer

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    I think it depends on the cheetah, what cheetah is racing? One from the wild that runs all the time or a old lazy one from a zoo? I bet they cheat and numb the cheetahs paws before racing.
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  3. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    HAY GUYSSS!
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  4. cdubbs2121

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    I'm basically picturing a Gladiator like scenario where Commodus stabbed Maximus before their fight.
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  5. JCBRAVE

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    Bump

    its October and this things should be on soon, anybody know a date?
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  6. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    I know CJ wouldn't outrun a Lion.

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  7. JCBRAVE

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    CJ is faster but nobody moves quite like Reggie Bush. People like to compare CJ to Barry Sanders because of the 2k yards and stuff, but Bush is way more agile than CJ.
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  8. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Yep.

    Bush's footwork/instincts are great- but his vision may be his best asset.

    CJ has great footwork himself, undeniably. His stutter-steps and ways he tip-toes in open field are amazing at times.
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