Smack Daily Reminder

Today's TRIFECTA results;

1. Neck Beards SUCK
2. Annie Luck SUCKS
3. Indy COLTS SUCK



:yell2::coltssuk::makefun2:

 

"Astronomers have discovered that the horse head nebula (pictured) is not really a nebula, it is a black hole. This horse head shaped black hole sucks so much, light cannot escape it. This makes it the second-hardest sucking horse-named entitiy in the entire universe, following the Indianapolis Colts."

 

That is quality, right there.

 

Yeah, even I h5'd that one.

Even with TW going 12 yr old girl on me 2 posts up.

 

I undid it.

 

What we don't know for sure, is which QB is dumb and which one is dumber...

Annie Luck...


or Maddie Schaub...


What we DO know for sure is, COLTS SUCK and Texans are full of BS...

 

"I've carefully studied the Indianapolis Colts, and I've uncovered the secret to their consistent sucking. Our patented cyclonic action guarantees that this vacum, unlike traditional vacum cleaners, will NEVER lose suction."

 

Ann Luck's first endorsement deal...



:coltssuk::coltssuk:

 

"Suckie suckie, five dolla. I suck harda than Indianaporis Corts."

"Mam, that ain't even possible.