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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Boys and girls who suck will get presents from Santa like this one...
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    All the kids in Indy will get sucky presents from Santa because..
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    Santa knows...

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    Santa doesn't discriminate against Colts, even though they SUCK. Last night, Santa visited this Colts fan's house and dumped a present down the chimney.

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    New year. New calendar.

    Same old SUCK.

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    There's been a lot in the news lately about the so-called fiscal cliff. Colts know all about cliffs. Colts go over Suck Cliff all the time. Over and over again. Every. Single. Day.

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    New Year Resolutions that are hard to keep:
    Lose weight
    Stop smoking

    New Year Resolutions that are impossible to keep:
    Colts fans resolutions to stop sucking

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    So Lance Armstrong finally admitted what everybody already knew. Big deal.

    That's like Colts fans admitting they SUCK.

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    This past week, America lost advice columnist Abigail Van Buren, better known as "Dear Abby". Over the years, Abby was a source of wit, wisdom and common sense to those seeking her assistance. Here's an example of some great advice from one of her columns:

    Dear Abby,
    My life sucks and I don't know what to do.
    Signed,
    Colts fan sucking in Indiana

    Dear Colts fan,
    Your case is hopeless, you will suck forever.
    Signed,
    Abby
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    After fifty years, his dream still holds true...

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