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Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by GoT, May 28, 2008.

  1. NewHorizans

    NewHorizans Titans Ruckus (oYo) Tip Jar Donor

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    Even Might Morphin Power Rangers Video Game knows when a Colt is playing. Sorry Andrew Luck, better try Dance Dance Revolution!

    COLTS SUCK!!!:coltsblow::coltssuck:
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  2. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    You've seen some of the happy folks in the Geico commercials. Who do you think is happiest?

    A witch in a broom factory
    Dikembe Mutombo blocking a shot
    Gallagher at a farmers market
    Dracula volunteering at a blood drive
    A body builder directing traffic
    Eddie Money running a travel agency
    An antelope with night vision goggles
    Or the folks in the newest commercial, Colts at a Suck Convention...

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    :coltssuck: :yes: :coltsblow:
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  3. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    An Indiana couple, both Colts fans, were discussing their finances one night.

    "We need to start saving money," the pig said, "so you have to quit drinking beer."

    "But what about all the money you spend on makeup?" the moron who married her asked.

    "That's so I can look pretty for you," the pig replied.

    And the moron said, "that's what the beer is for."

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  4. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    More pictures from the latest Suck Convention...

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    The keynote speaker...

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    As usual, the Suck Convention was held again in Indy. It's where most of the people who suck live, so having it in Indy means less time for travel and more time for SUCK.
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  5. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Why do Colts wear shoes with TGIF written on them?

    To remind them that Toes Go In First.

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  6. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    It's Easter! It's spring time! Flowers are blooming. It's a time of rebirth and renewal.

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    Everything is new! Well, almost everything. Colts still suck.

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    :deadhorse: :coltssuck: :nod:
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  7. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    Hey, Colts fans! Did you read your morning paper? You don't suck anymore!

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    Oh, wait. That was the first edition of your morning paper. Here's the second edition...


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    Colts fans are so gullible. Every year they fall for it.

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  8. NewHorizans

    NewHorizans Titans Ruckus (oYo) Tip Jar Donor

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    To Russia with Love!!!

    Colts Suck!
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  9. j_titan

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    Turn that horse **** into a f*cking pretzel!
    colts still suck!
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  10. A.D.

    A.D. Thank you, Bud. R.I.P. Staff

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    :coltssuck: :nod:
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