Eric Berry

This made me LOL

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/11/eric-berry-has-crippling-horse-phobia.html

You've got to be shitting me.... unbelievable.

I bet if one of you gets kicked or bitten by a horse you'd see why he's scared of them.

I had a Clydesdale sneeze 12 feet away from me and I felt every bit of his breath. Thing was powerful and all he did was blow his nose. You could even feel his vibrations in your body.

I'm not afraid of horses, but I'd take on any dog before trying to tassel with a 12 foot tall creature like a horse.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

I'm scared of horses too... I hate those things, scare the crap out of me. You're just sitting there and bam! there all like NEEEEEYYYY IMA ATTACK YOU. There like 3509158 lbs, kick alot, stare at you with those googly eye, poop everywhere. I'm trying to be all nice, and they get spooked and RAWRRRR! They bite hard too. Evil creatures!

Question: Do I get to have my Remington 870?

no, its in an area the size of a gym.

You gotta go vs the horse sized duck imo

I had a donkey almost break my hand. Mfer got straight ninja, snuck up and bit the FK out of my hand. I had to punch it 3 times as hard as I possibly could to get it to let go. And when you tell people "Yeah, I got attacked by a donkey once", it doesn't sound cool. Not cool at all.

Swans are a pain in the butt, so a horse sized duck would not be fun.

Could I fly on him though? That'd be sweet.