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Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?

In all cases but virginity.

What's different about Megan Foxx on the before/after photos outside of a tan and non-anorexia cheeks?

She looks a little more plastic-y but other than that I don't see much difference either.

Probably her DSLs.

If Megan fox came up to you and said I want to **** you, you would cum your pants.

File her under "nice to look at, but so are most other fish."

I just got back from a trip to Waikiki for a week. You couldn't swing a Gucci bag without hitting a 10. So, in that respect, yeah, if Megan passed you on the street you wouldn't even notice.

In a weird related story, Steven Tyler and his hottie du jour actually did pass us on the street right in front of a restaurant which serves a dish called bukkake. My life would be SOOOOO mundane if I had stayed in North Carolina.

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