Jon Gruden will be UT's next coach

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  1. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Old Man Tip Jar Donor

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    Kind of like how Bammer was in bad shape when Saban took over?
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  2. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    What would gruden be like on a recruiting trip to meet the parents in their home. His head moving all over the place. Bizzare facial expressions. Bulge in the too-tight crotch of his pants.
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  3. Alex1939

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    Jon Gruden, "Hello Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I am Jon Gruden. You may know me from watching Monday Night Football. Or when I won the Superbowl with the Tampa Bay Bucs. Also, I took the Raiders to the AFC Championship the year before; they are the last AFC team to make the Superbowl outside of the Colts, Pats, or Steelers! Also I have an extremely popular segment on ESPN called "Jon Gruden's QB camp." It is one of the most popular pre-draft programs for Espn. I was better than Saban in the NFL, why not college?

    How would you like little Johnny to make millions of dollars in the NFL?"


    Recruit signed.
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  4. Ten_Titans

    Ten_Titans Starter

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    Dooley is out within 48 hours.

    Probably Monday.
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  5. ProfessorD

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    This is what I hear. Hope people know what they are talking about. This would make since because even if they don't have gruden like everyone says, we want to be looking for a coach before Arkansas and auburn snatch them up and we get left in a pickle like our last hire. If he can win out and you still will fire him, what is the point keeping him around.
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  6. Alex1939

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    If you type "Gruden" into yahoo right now "Gruden tennessee vols coach" is what yahoo suggest first.
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    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    Who the hell uses yahoo search anymore?

    Lol
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  8. Scarecrow

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    I would probably jump on the Vols bandwagon if Gruden got onboard. I was always impartial to the Vols, but I have been a fan of Gruden for awhile.
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  9. jplusip

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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:


    Even with Gruden, Saban will still get the best recruiting classes year in and year out, and as long as Saban is at Bama the Vols will never beat them. You had your chance when he was still playing with other people's players, and that chance got blocked (;)).
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  10. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Tennesseans, apparently.

    [/not surprised.]
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