1. Because the game no longer matters and we specialize in winning meaningless games. 2. Because everyone's dream of getting a new coaching staff cannot possibly happen (we are destined to suffer), thus we get a "signature" win to allow everyone to hold on to their jobs for at least one more year. 3. Because everyone's dream of getting a top five draft pick cannot possibly happen (we are destined to suffer), thus we eek out another 7-9 season to stay right in the sweet spot of mediocrity (going to lose and win at least one game each that we should'nt). 4. Jerry Gray, overly enamored with his new toy (blitz), continues to over utilize it and sends 11 men every time managing to knock out not one but two QB's forcing Hou to punt on every first down (Hou still manages 28 defensive points however as well as (2) safeties as CJ runs backwards into his own end zone). 5. Because Mike Munchak is that damn good. (Struck from the record because its not even funny to joke about how inept our coaching staff is). 5. Bud Adams orders the coaching staff to throw the damn ball to Kenny Britt and Jared Cook, Chris Palmer figuring he is going to be a smart a** and show Bud how wrong he is, tells Locker to throw to them every play...........we score 45 points.