Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Hammer, Jul 8, 2013.
That looked like a terrifying ride.
Would have most likely filled my pants up.
you probably wouldn't have had time to poop
Anyone else keep expecting the guy filming to go, "Sharon, Sharon I am so startled. I am so startled right now."
Them turds would have broke the sound barrier shooting out of my ass.
I hate flying anyway. I start crowning when I check my bags.
lol I'd rather die in a plane crash than most anyway else. Enjoy the ride, get high off the oxygen and won't feel a thing.
That's bs though, If I have to pay 300 fking dollars to fly to georgia, you god damn well better be giving me laughing gas the ENTIRE. RIDE.
True TE facts- I fapped flying back from arkansas in the bathroom.
Oxy high with shitty pants and a sudden stop. Next thing you know you fist bumping Jesus by the pool sipping margaritas.
In all honesty you'd probably black out
I always figured they'd pump a sedative through those masks besides oxygen. Hell it is a great idea.
I flew overseas a couple years ago and had to eat xanax and sip whiskey the entire 8 hour flight.
I don't fly well.
On the way back I got loaded at a wine bar in Spain at 9:00am and took about three Benadryl. Passed out before the fasten seatbelt light went off.
Woke up four hours later over the middle of the Atlantic in turbulence so bad the cabin lost power. Many a xanax was ate all the way to JFK.
I hate flying.
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